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• Know yourself and your opponent, and you will always be victorious. - Sun Tzu
• When presented with gold, a sword, and a mirror, the wise man chooses the mirror, for self-knowledge is the most powerful weapon. - Japanese proverb
• When your mind is as black as the night sky, inspiration will strike like lightning.
• Arrogance diminishes wisdom.
• When you find something interesting, drop everything else and work on it. - B F Skinner
• I don't throw darts. I bet on sure things. - Gordon Gecko
• In the mind of the beginner there are many possibilities. In the mind of the expert there are few.
• He who does not learn from history is doomed to repeat it.
• Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
• The desk is the most dangerous place to make decisions from. - John Le Carre
• A man will think the limit of his vision is the end of the world.
• There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
• Buy what sells. Don't sell what you bought.
• The more you know, the less you need.